sarahdwaynecarter:

Okay so today in Chemistry this kid Roman was walking across the room to get something and he tripped and this one girl immediately shouts “THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN” and i cried

kittyinthetardis:

i-am-a-disney-slytherin-timelord:

textpots:

shout out to people who write answers in the text books

Those fuckers are the best

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YES

See this little fucker right here?

Well it’s fucking delicious, and it’s coming back!

THE RAJIN CAJUN BURGER IS RETURNING

armyourselfwithwings:

rageofaphrodite:

spacetimeandlove:

francoisdelabooo:

is there actually sims fanfiction

like

how do you dialogue?????

She turned to him, tears traveling down her cheeks, and whispered softly,

"Faloopsinarb, woo fa goo."

He will never look at her in the same way again.

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THIS IS SCARY AND CONFUSING

I lost it. I’m sitting on my balcony and the people right across are looking. 

cjthefangirl:

hypnotizedbylarry:

can you imagine Scott Disick and Louis Tomlinson together in a room talking? can you imagine the sass?

This is literally all I want in life omg

How does one GRE?

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late-night-cruising:

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of fucking chips we’re getting when we fucking open the can

louisloveeleanor:

vardaesque:

420stuck:

when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing

fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB

exactly

susannaholmes:

do you ever just miss the ninth doctor and the tenth doctor and donna and rose and martha and jack and mickey and you just

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cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

nightbirdrises:

I would like to take a moment to remember Cory Monteith.

He came from a horrible background and got cast in a world-famous television show that has undoubtedly had an impact on many, many people. He himself has had his own kind of impact, being humble and kind and just overall an amazing person. He checked himself into rehab.

This is an insanely horrible tragedy and I’m typing in tears but there is no way in hell I’m forgetting Cory any time soon, if ever at all. I’m definitely sending my love to his family, Lea, the rest of the cast, and his friends.

We love you, Cory. You were regarded as family to the cast and all your fans. Rest in peace.

ilovepawnshopemployees:

doitfor-baltimore-doitfor-me:

fuCKING HICCUP WHAT

How the hell did hiccup turn into frikkin jake gyllenhaal